Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man👤 Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google 🌍`How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
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A friend recently explained, why he refuses to get married.
He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
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of them.
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and now the latest & the best of all
Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house
for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself !!!
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